This weekend on Facebook

• Carla did not run off and join the circus.
• Ellen: Ain't missing you at all.
• Scott is engaged to Nadine. Obviously I'm oblivious, I thought you were already married.
• Paul posted pics from Canada.
• Steve says: "Prophet Yahweh summons UFO for Las Vegas news station". There is a video. And on the other thing, yes, you're dreaming.
• Amy posted pics of riding bikes in the snow.
• Nick kludged a washing machine.
• Nikki had ice cream tacos. Interesting. Is there hot sauce involved?
• Lynde is enjoying this gorgeous weather. Me too.
• Sarah once had a life before joining Facebook.
• I don't care about the sound, the Model M is simply the best. Yeah, I said that.
• Tasty toes.
• Claire had a perfect day.
• Brain slide -- Martha knows Alan Bailey.
• Heart o' the city.
• Kris posts the known universe.
• Matt says he has good friends. Why, thank you! Oh, you didn't mean me? Then let me explain metric inches to your wife.
• Ken says tomorrow is the start of the Tour de California with Lance and all the top racers. That would be today.
• Chris points out, as many have, that the Steelheads lost. They are down 2, will they pull it out?
• Michael links to stupid is as stupid does.
• Where are the hover cars?
• Paul got a little tipsy. Just a little?
• Andrew made $18 at a neighborhood garage sale.
• Ribs!!!! Chicken!!!! I had both, thank you very much.
• Happy birthday to Tyler. Yesterday, as in Saturday.
• Pam found an Alpaca.
• Doug says Merritts is the home of the scones. Duh.
• Bob went to Simian's tasting at Brewforia. Sounds like it was good.
• Cherie: lilacs. Yes, 'tis the season.
• Candace: Worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
• Phil had a good time in Philly. Heh. :)
• Matthieu says, "Ca y est, Ramsès se sent comme chez lui".
• Susan is here tomorrow.
• Anne says, "Some People Have Been Given A Large Brain By Mistake … For Some Just A Spinal Cord Would Have Been Enough." Some say Spinal Tap was right to go to 11.
• Ellen says here horoscope says she should be getting good news via email. Sorry, but this is it.
• Steven says it's all good. Yes, it is. Well, actually it could be better.
• Rebecca: doppelganger? Maybe a little. Minus the sunburn. Your garden looks like mine, needs some weeding.
• Tracey's house sold quickly, she needs to move within 3 weeks.
• Matthew is speaking in Las Vegas next week.
• Chuck had a great day. I watched the Ice Bowl. How great is your day now? Steve, you can get in on this too.
• Ron. 280SEL. Nice!